Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… You don’t know how to do any of those.
Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. We’re also Santa Claus! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?
You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.
There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. When will that be? Oh yeah, good luck with that. Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Why would a robot need to drink? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing. No, she’ll probably make me do it. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!
Bender?! You stole the atom. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Can we have Bender Burgers again?
Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
I just told you! You’ve killed me! I don’t want to be rescued. I wish! It’s a nickel. Shut up and take my money! Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love!
I don’t know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. They’re like sex, except I’m having them! You are the last hope of the universe. I wish! It’s a nickel. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
Too much work. Let’s burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Bite my shiny metal ass. I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? I’ll get my kit! Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. Oh God, what have I done? You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?
Why did you bring us here? Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn’t I break his legs? No argument here. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I just told you! You’ve killed me! A sexy mistake. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…